To be Audited or not to be Audited...

I am getting Audited...

Well what a hectic week it has been still not finished yet. First of all it was my birthday on Monday night where my best friends tricked me in a surprise where I went into my apartment full of people that I don't know and they were hired Nha Quay!! (country-side) people who came for the free Beer Hanoi and cake goodies. Of course I am kidding but mmmm the thought of such reality would be interesting would it? Anyway, back to the surprised birthday party of my close friends and people from my work, we celebrated my last crazy up and down 3 decades and a beer toast to the next 3 up and down decades which I am not really looking forward to.

I am getting Audited...

Yes, I do have wrinkles forming on my face and a hair line starting to look like the Bow River where the erosion is taking place near Prince's Island and my sleep hours are becoming shorter that I do see the sun come up everyday instead of waking up where the sun goes down.

I am getting Audited...

Well guess what? What can possible be happening on your birthday? You get audited at work!!! Wow huh? So yeah this American living in Bangkok married a beautiful Thai wife who is a IT consultant that knows exactly every byte or bit coming inside out of my school's network is watching over my shoulder making sure I am doing what I am suppose to be doing.

I am getting Audited...

So monday night, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday all day, I have a dude who following me around taking notes with his super duper WIFI, bluetooth, 3 GHZ, 2 GIG RAM, 17 inch monitor, Tablet laptop computer inspecting my keystrokes and asking very uncomfortable questions (not about my sex life you fool) about the network that I built at our school.

I am getting Audited...

Exactly 2 hours from now, I will be sitting down, legs crossed next to my boss while my verdict (Perhaps I am on trial for my technical and managerial expertise) is being read out to the senior managers and the members of the IT team. I am sure everyone in the room is thinking is this Scot guy know what he doing and we want him to continue working at the school for a long time or it time to get some old fart who experienced in IT management to come and take over the fort.

I am getting Audited...

Did I not forget to mentioned that at 4:15 PM I am playing on a teacher's football team playing against the number one student team? I could consider that this is my only opportunity to find some useful excercise (Step #1 -> After turning 30, look after your body) out of the entire long week of stress to de-stress myself and return to the happy Scotty he once used to be. Well, here is to my crossing fingers that I don't have an appointment to hear my verdict at 4:15 PM today in my boss's office.

I am getting Audited...