I am really GAY????

Well for the last few days... I have been the subject of interesting conversation surrounding the myth if I am really GAY...

I took it upon myself to research deeeeeeply (Mike, don't get any funny ideas) into these rumours and settle for once and for all the true meaning of who I maybe am.

Rumour 1:

Nearly two months ago, I broke up with a women who I deeply in love with and I have converted to Gay-hood?

Rumour 2:

Canada recently opened up their Gay marriage licensing and I thought it was loyal thing to support your country from the far away land in Asia hoping to promote world gay marriages?

Rumour 3:

David Beckham started his Gay quest before he became an international soccer player and found his un-gay partner Victoria?

Rumour 4:

A close friend who I talk to more than anyone, decided it would be "cool" (umm yes, quote on quote) to show off her long haired GAY Friend (see picture above) to other guys and tell them he really just a fill_in_the_blank friend and not a "boyfriend".

Now that I have presented the four rumours, you now have to decide what is the best fit and determine what rumour is really true. Before the truth comes out, I must explain to everyone there is a new exciting concept that not many have heard of:

Searching the online dictionary, I found the terminology to explain the strange and sudden rumours surrounding my sexual and social orientation...

Noun

metrosexual (plural metrosexuals)

1. A young man concerned with self-image, self-indulgence and money.(Usually urban, heterosexual, probably affluent).
2. A young man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual.

AH-HA!!!! A new breed of gentlemen has risen to satisfy the cravings of the female desires...

Macho men have bitten the dust: They are being replaced by something just as tough inside, but softer at the edges.

Now for those who don't believe me, yes I have long blonde hair, yes I have daily facial cream in my bathroom, yes I like putting up flowers on my dining room table, yes I have the latest GQ and Men's Health magazines sitting on my coffee table, yes I do exercise weekly and finally yes the majority of my friends in Hanoi are women who from time to time need a "girlfriend" to support them.

Do you research ladies and gentlemen because a new progeny of men are hitting the streets, if you think women are changing... well then men can do the same. After all, life is like a box of chocolates because you never know what you are going to get.